the Chomskybot

I've got a broken clock... and the worst thing is that it's of the not-even-right-twice-a-day variety.
What should I do? Would you be so kind and try to help me with this? I know that you're a man, and that men are not supposed to be of any help, but make an effort, since you were the one to put me through this.
So, try to think with your head, not with your usual FOX-fed adrenalin rush and scoot over, please, coz I need you here right next to me.